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I really didn’t remember there being such obvious parallels between Elaine’s pro-choice storyline and Kramer’s make-your-own-pizza storyline in The Couch. I’ve never loved this episode though, so I’ve rewatched it less than the others.

Poppie: We can’t give people the right to choose any topping they want. On this issue there can be no debate.

Kramer: What gives you the right to tell me how to make my pie?

Poppie: Because it’s a pizza.

Kramer: It’s not a pizza until it comes out of the oven.

Poppie: It’s a pizza the moment you put your fists in the dough.